Last updated on October 26th, 2023 at 17:07
It is said that puns are not funny and are the lowest form of humor, but the word play and linguistic masterclass that it takes to come up with coffee related puns right off the cuff shows a smart brain, a quick wit and a way with words.
We’ve all bean there and done that, and had the feeling of deja brew as we wanted to impress a coffee lover with some smart quips.
Now is a good time to learn some coffee related puns – it’s better latte than never!
Keep reading as I unleash some stunning coffee puns to brighten your day!
Coffee Related Puns About Heartache
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To ease your broken heart in a coffee lover’s kind of way, knowing some coffee puns and injecting some light-heartedness into the situation can help to lighten the mood.
- 1. I am so depresso when you are not here.
- 2. I affogato how much you love me.
- 3. This divorce is like an espresso – It’s bitter and expensive.
- 4. I’ve had bean-ough of this pain.
- 5. If only it was easy to affogato this pain.
- 6. I’m so sad…I need a mug..
- 7. I was so ground up when you let me.
- 8. It all came to a bitter end.
- 9. I just want to make you frappé.
- 10. I just cannot espresso what you mean to me.
- 11. Loving you was a tall order.
- 12. I think this grounds for divorce.
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Coffee Related Puns About Love
Perfect coffee puns that are great for flirting with that hot guy or girl. These are witty, funny, cheesy and sure to break the ice at your local gourmet coffee shop.
- 13. You are steaming hot!
- 14. I cannot espresso what you bean to me.
- 15. You are so brew-ti-ful.
- 16. We are the perfect blend.
- 17. I’ve bean thinking about you a latte.
- 18. Where have you bean all my life?
- 19. I really like you a latte.
- 20. I’m sending a whole latte love.
- 21. I’ve got a whole lot of mugs and kisses for you!
- 22. You mocha me crazy!
- 23. We will make a great cup-ple.
- 24. We can get together and Live la vida mocha.
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Cool Iced Coffee Puns
Are you cool as a cucumber and sharp witted – you will simply love these iced coffee related puns!
- 25. I wanted a ball of ice cream in my coffee but I affogato ask for it!
- 26. It took half an hour for my iced coffee to arrive – but it is better latte than never.
- 27. I grind my beans for an iced coffee in a brrr grinder.
- 28. The only coffee available in quarantine is Ice-o-latted.
Barista Puns And Café Puns
I hope your punny bone is getting a great work out, and you are having a pun-tastic time. If you are feeling down you can perk yourself up with these witty barista puns!
- 29. I went to a coffee shop that felt and looked so familiar. I had a real feeling of deja-brew.
- 30. My fave coffee shop closed early due to the weather – there was a storm brewing!
- 31. It is great working at a coffee shop – you get a lot of perks!
- 32. There was a fight at my local coffee shop, it was ok after everyone had to kettle down a bit.
- 33. As a barista and coffee shop owner, my mantra is rise and grind.
- 34. My barista always says what is on his mind, he’s really unfiltered, especially when people mocha him crazy.
- 35. A baristas fave gym equipment is the French press.
- 36. Some coffee lovers look for problems, the like to stir up trouble.
- 37. The prices at Starbucks are unreal – you get mugged with their prices!
- 38. Hipsters burn their tongues because they drink their coffee before it is cool.
- 39. My Barista kept checking his watch – I think he was pressed for time!
- 40. My Java beans are worried, they have a latte problems at home.
- 41. A bird flew into my coffee shop, clearly it was lost – no Nest-cafe here.
- 42. I actually caught a snake drinking coffee, it was viper-active later.
- 43. Old ladies gossiping in a coffee shop, sooner or later spill the beans!
- 44. Smart IT coffee drinkers love to install Java.
- 45. If my kids refuse to pull their weight and work weekends in my coffee shop they get grounded.
- 46. Bob Marley turned up at my coffee shop – he told everyone don’t worry be frappé.
- 47. Hanging out at my local coffee shop, I noticed there was a new flavored syrup – I decided to give it a shot.
- 48. Two coffee lovers got into a fight over their Indonesian coffee, what’s sumatra with people!
- 49. Some days are tough for baristas but they gotta be through it by any beans necessary.
Coffee Shop Name Puns
Think of a funny cool and clever pun name for a coffee shop.
- 50. Ground Up Café.
- 51. Deja Brew.
- 52. Central Perk.
- 53. The Family Bean.
- 54. Solid Ground Café.
- 55. Love You A Latte.
Coffee Related Puns About Parents
Fun family puns focused around coffee. These will surely make you mom or dad laugh. Most parents love coffee and start their day with it. Join in and crack a funny puntastic joke and start their day with a smile.
- 56. Don’t touch your dad’s coffee – no matter how old you are. You’ll be grounded.
- 57. Don’t mess around with your dad’s coffee – he might lose his tamper!
- 58. Dad wanted to know who forgot to clean the coffee machine, but nobody would spill the beans.
- 59. A good father always thinks his daughter is brew-ti-ful.
- 60. When you are older, never forget to thank your parents creamy much for their love and support.
Final Thoughts – Coffee Related Puns
Time to frappé this up. I hope you have enjoyed these funny, hilarious, cheesy and terrible coffee related puns.
Do you have a punny bone yourself, or consider yourself puntastic and have some awesome coffee related puns then serve it up to us on our social media and brighten peoples day! Find us on Facebook/Meta.
I’m keeping an eye out for them and updating this list with the best of them.
Derek Marshall
Derek Marshall, a certified barista by the Specialty Coffee Association possesses over two decades of experience in specialty coffee shops. He holds professional certifications for coffee brewing and barista skills. Derek is also an author with authoritative books covering various coffee topics including specialty coffee, sustainability and coffee, coffee brewing, coffee recipes, coffee cocktails and books focusing on Brazilian coffee, Vietnamese coffee, Indonesian coffee and Malaysian coffee. As a barista for over two decades, Derek Marshall has worked in specialty coffee shops across the United Kingdom, Spain, Thailand, Malaysia, Cambodia, Indonesia, and Vietnam. His expertise extends to the distinct coffee cultures, specialty beverages, and brewing techniques of each nation. Functioning as a coffee consultant, Derek charges US$50 per hour. To learn more about Derek Marshall and Latte Love Brew, visit his About Me Page. For coffee inquiries, contact him at +34-639-410-375 or Derek@LatteLoveBrew.com, mentioning your name and location
