Get ready to be brewed away with some positive coffee puns. Excuse me if this article is a little short as I gotta rise and grind out this great and fun list.
Word play is fun and everyone loves a nice coffee pun! It is a great form of humor and if you have funny coffee puns of your own, be sure to contribute to the article and shoot us a message!
Keep reading for some positive coffee puns and whole lot of fin.
Positive Coffee Puns
Okay, my brewtiful coffee lovers, let’s perk up the day with some puntastic coffee jokes to make you giggle, groan, laugh and smile with these hilarious coffee puns while you enjoy your coffee at your local coffee shop.
Okay cool beans, let’s get going!
- 1. I love you a latte!
- 2. Espresso your lover with a cup of coffee!
- 3. Your love for me brews me away!
- 4. Some say that a yawn is a scream for coffee!
- 5. Oil, sun, wind and gas are not what powers industry – it’s coffee, coffee powers people that power industry!
- 6. Life begins after that first cup of coffee.
- 7. Life without coffee is an (un) brewed awakening!
- 8. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, which is pretty close.
- 9. Sh!t happens, but coffee helps you get through the sh!t!
- 10. Coffee is a hug in a mug!
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- 11. All you need in life is love…and great coffee.
- 12. Life is much better with a cup of coffee in your hand.
- 13. I’m a coffee bean counter.
- 14. Keep calm and drink coffee!
- 15. Live your life one cup of coffee at a time.
- 16 Great ideas start with great coffee!
- 17. Coffee is always a great idea.
- 18. A coffee a day, keeps the doctor away.
- 19. A cup of coffee per day keeps the grumps away!
- 20. Like without coffee is like a broken pencil – pointless.
- 21. I’m a coffeeholic on the road to recovery….no, I’m a coffeeholic on the road to the coffee shop!
- 22. Without coffee, I’m depresso!.
- 23. Coffee is a work of heart!
Coffee Puns One Liners
Okay, let’s perk up with some cute coffee puns and fresh batch of coffee puns one-liners and plenty of laughter.
As a fellow coffee lover I hope you can jump in with some of your own one-liners that we can add to this list!
- 1. I don’t have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without it, or dare I say, you’ll have a problem if I’m without caffeine.
- 2. My one morning mantra is coffee before talkie!
- 3. When I’m stressed I tell people I have a latte to think about.
- 4. I have no retirement plan, just keep drinking coffee until the very end
- 5. Many women love their coffee like they love men, hot, strong and rich.
- 6. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it….
- 7. What is a coffee lover‘s favorite Beetles song? Latte Be!
- 8. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated.
- 9. What do you call a cup of coffee that has the flu? A frapp-a-achoo-no
- 10. Why did the cup of coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.
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- 11 A bad day with a cup of coffee is much better than a good day without coffee.
- 12. What do you call coffee that has been to outer space? An Astro Latte.
- 13. Coffee is not a drug, it’s a vitamin.
- 14. I’m not a morning person at all – I’m a coffee person!
- 15. Coffee…because adulting is difficult.
- 16. Coffee is the lifeblood that powers the dreams of world champions!
- 17. There is a time and place for decaffeinated coffee…I’ve yet to find either!
- 18. Coffee is the only reason I get up….literally, quite literally!
- 19. Coffee is the perfect reminder that every single day is a fresh start.
- 20. I have no idea what my blood group is; I’m pretty sure that it is Arabica.
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Every coffee lover I know loves a real good coffee joke and some great coffee jokes are neat start to the day.
Feel free to seek us out and share your favorites. Let’s brew up and perk up with a joke or two!
- 1.How did the hipster burn their tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
- 2. What is the difference between a cup of coffee and your opinion? I asked for a coffee!
- 3. What did the cup of coffee say to the cup of tea? You brew me away!
- 4. What do you call a dinosaur that loves coffee? A Brew Rex.
- 5. What do you call it when you spill some coffee of your designer shirt? A Grande catastrophe!
- 6. I love coffee because it’s bean there for me and keeps me up!
- 7. How does the confident coffee bean introduce itself? “Hi, I’m so brew-ti-ful”
- 8. How do coffee beans get to work? They take the espresso train!
- 9. Why is coffee better than your ex? It never lets you down!
- 10. What do you call a large group of coffee lovers? Java junkies!
- 11. What do you call an unhappy latte? A flat white!
- 12. What do you call a flirty tea lover? – Obviously a tea-se
- 13. Scientists don’t trust atoms because, like cream and sugar, they make up everything!
- 14. Why did the coffee not leave the coffee pot? It was grounded!
Coffee Shop Pun Names
Here are some brilliant coffee shop pun names if you are thinking about a naming your coffee shop.
- 1. Perk Up Cafe.
- 2. Grounds For Thought.
- 3. Brewed Awakening.
- 4. Aroma Cafe.
- 5. The Bean Scene.
- 6. Caffeine Connection.
- 7. The Roasted Bean.
- 8. The Java Joint.
- 9. The Brew Crew
- 10. Grind And Sip.
- 11. The Java Express.
- 12. Roast And Toast!
- 13. The Roast Room.
- 14. The Bean Factory.
- 15. Coffee Spot.
- 16. Brewtopia.
- 17. The Latte Lounge.
- 18. Grind And Sip.
- 19. Brew Bistro.
- 20. The Java Connection.
Dad Jokes About Coffee
A dad joke is a type of joke that is silly, corny and cheese and told by a father to his daughter or son. More often than not they are fun silly wordplays, puns and pretty amusing kind of way.
Here are some Dad Jokes about coffee:
- 1. Why is coffee a magician? Because it disappears before your very eyes.
- 2. Why did coffee break up with its girlfriend? Because she was stirring up trouble!
- 3. Why do cows never order a second cup of coffee? Because they’re udderly Satisfied.
- 4. Why was the cup of coffee bean hot? It was a little roasted!
- 5. Why did the cup of coffee feel like it was being observed? It had a feeling there were a latte eyes on it.
- 6. What do you call a bad cup of coffee? Spoiled java juice!
Coffee Pun Captions
Coffee pun captions often require a bit of thought and creative as well as imaginative thinking. Here are some:
- 1. “Don’t be latte for your date”.
- 2. “I like I women like my coffee, sweet and hot!”.
- 3. “Coffee is so Brew-tiful”.
- 4. “I’m a coffeeholic not an alcoholic”.
- 5. “You mocha me happy”.
- 6. “Coffee is never a bad idea”.
- 7. “Coffee is the elixir of life”
- 8. “I’m a coffee snob, and so proud of it!”.
- 9. “Without coffee, I am not even human!”
- 10. “I’m not addicted to coffee, I’m committed to it”.
Frequently Asked Questions About Positive Coffee Puns
What Do You Call A Coffee Lover?
A coffee lover is often called and nicknamed:
- Coffee addict.
- Coffee enthusiast.
- Coffee aficionado.
- Coffee Connoisseur.
What Are Nicknames For Coffee?
There are many, many nicknames for coffee including brew, mud, java, joe, daily grind, tar, lifeblood, life fuel, rocket fuel and more.
What Is A Cute Way Of Saying Coffee?
Cute ways of saying coffee include:
- Hot stuff.
- Java Lava.
- Morning hotness.
- Lighting in a cup.
What Do You Call A Coffee Snob?
A coffee snob is often called a coffee connoisseur, which is person that knows everything about coffee from beans to brewing methods and cultivation as well as the history of coffee and the history of coffee drinks. The term connoisseur you are perhaps more familiar with when it is used to define a wine expert or wine snob.
What Is A Coffee Snob?
A coffee snob is a coffee lover that is knows a lot about coffee from the climate the beans were grown in, how the soil quality, climate, processing, roasting and brewing all affect the quality of a cup of coffee.
…and are quite snobby about it!
What Is A Famous Quote About Drinking Coffee?
Here are five of my favorite famous quotes about drinking coffee:
- “Stresses, blessed and coffee obsessed”.
- “Todays good mood is insured by coffee!”
- “Two cups of coffee per day keeps the grumps away!”
- “Caffeine, it keeps me happy and sunny!”
- “May you coffee strong and your weekend long”.
What Do You Call A Café Staff?
Café staff, the people who make coffee at a gourmet coffee shop like Starbucks or Costa Coffee are called Baristas (collective noun) and Barista (singular noun).
What Gender Likes Coffee More?
Men. Men drink an average of 1.7 cups of coffee per day while women drink on average 1.5 cups of coffee per day.
Final Thoughts – Positive Coffee Puns
Well there are plenty of positive coffee puns in this article and I hope that you can send it some of your own favorites. I’ll happily add them.
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