Sexy Coffee Memes

Sexy Coffee Memes

Last updated on October 26th, 2023 at 18:12

Sexy coffee memes, puns and jokes are a very flirty and risque way of turning up the heat on a coffee date. These can be pretty suggestive and are certainly not for the prudish and those of very reserved nature.

The best part about sexy coffee memes is that they appeal to billions of coffee lovers!

Sexy Coffee Memes

Let’s get started with some sexy coffee memes

Big Black Coffee
Big Black Coffee

When she want a big black one, give it to her and make sure it hurts her throat in a good way!

I know You Want Me!
I know You Want Me!

It’s true! 100%

Sexy Coffee Memes
Well, Get It All In Your Mouth!

Sip up and take it all!

Keep Blowing!
Well, You Need To Cool That Hot Coffee Down!

Keep blowing!

That Anticipation For Coffee Builds Up!

That anticipation for coffee!

Read: Monday coffee memes

Sexy Latte
Sexy Latte..

Aup, Aup Gangnam style….hey sexy latte!

Full Of Cream
Full Of Cream

Coffee best enjoyed hot and full of cream!

Hot Men
Coffee Is Like Hot Men!

Well, it’s true, apparently

Up all night
Coffee Is Like Men!

Coffee is like men!

Starbucks Sucks
Starbucks Sucks…

Read: Coffee memes

Hot And Wet
Hot And Wet

I like things that are hot and wet…

Mind Blowing
Mind Blowing Coffee

Frequently Asked Questions About Sexy Coffee Memes

What Do You Say To A Coffee Lover?

Here are cool flirty coffee phrases to say to your coffee lover:

  • 1. “Just so that you know, I like you a latte!”.
  • 2. “You, and me, I think we will mocha a great couple!”.
  • 3. “To be said by a girl: I’m like my coffee, hot and wet!”.
  • 4. “I hope you are like coffee and hurt my throat in a good way”.

What Is The Turkish Coffee Slogan?

Here are some Turkish Coffee Proverbs:

  • 1. Kahveyi fincandan tanı – coffee is recognized from the cup.
  • 2. Bir fincan kahvenin kırk yıl hatırı vardır – A single cup of coffee has 40 years of memory.
  • 3. Kahvenin dumanı, tadını, sevgi ile beraber anlatır – Coffee together with the aroma tells the taste of love.

How Do You Flirt With A Coffee Lover?

Here are some coffee pick up lines:

  • 1. There is something brewing up between us!
  • 2. I don’t need sugar in my cup of coffee, you are sweet enough!
  • 3. You are like my coffee, hot and creamy!
  • 4. How about we exchange numbers, that’s a fair trade!
  • 5. I’ll never affogato how much I like you!

How Do You Know If Your Barista Has A Crush On You?

Here are some tell-tale signs that your barista has a crush on you:

  • She, or he remembers your name and spells it correctly.
  • He doesn’t charge you for your drink or gives you a free pastry.
  • If you are regular, and you have not been in for a while, the barista asks where you were.
  • They always make time for small talk and chit-chat with you, no matter how busy they are.
  • They look disappointed when your coffee is to go.

Who Are Coffee Drinkers?

Coffee drinkers are men and women of all age groups with 70% of people that are over 60 years old drink coffee, 2 out of 3 people aged 23 to 56 drink coffee and 50% of 18 to 24-year-old enjoy coffee.

There is no clear distinction between men and women in regards to who drinks more.

Are Coffee Drinkers Happier?

Peer reviewed studies indicate that coffee drinkers are 1/5th less likely to suffer depression and 53% less likely to commit suicide.

Caffeine causes your body to produce more dopamine, which is a neurotransmitter responsible for happy feelings.

Why Are People Attracted To Coffee?

People are attracted to coffee for the great taste, rich aroma, energy boost and healthy and powerful antioxidants. The dopamine boosting feel good factor is a good reason too.

It’s a social drink that can be enjoyed in groups, or alone. There are many reasons for enjoying coffee.

What Is A Hanging Coffee?

A hanging coffee is a coffee drink that is paid for in advance for someone that can’t afford a hot drink. Often accompanies by a sandwich or low cost lunch. It started in Naples and spread quickly globally thanks to social media.

Final Thoughts – Sexy Coffee Memes

Coffee is great and these sexy coffee memes were more than a little risque – no apologies, we are all adults here! Sure I may lack a certain balance, I’m a man and I’m making no excuses for and I am inviting ladies to post your faves to balance it out. 

Guy, you can post you hot sexy coffee memes too. 

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Derek Marshall, a certified barista by the Specialty Coffee Association possesses over two decades of experience in specialty coffee shops. He holds professional certifications for coffee brewing and barista skills. Derek is also an author with authoritative books covering various coffee topics including specialty coffee, sustainability and coffee, coffee brewing, coffee recipes, coffee cocktails and books focusing on Brazilian coffee, Vietnamese coffee, Indonesian coffee and Malaysian coffee. As a barista for over two decades, Derek Marshall has worked in specialty coffee shops across the United Kingdom, Spain, Thailand, Malaysia, Cambodia, Indonesia, and Vietnam. His expertise extends to the distinct coffee cultures, specialty beverages, and brewing techniques of each nation. Functioning as a coffee consultant, Derek charges US$50 per hour. To learn more about Derek Marshall and Latte Love Brew, visit his About Me Page. For coffee inquiries, contact him at +34-639-410-375 or, mentioning your name and location

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