Cute Coffee Puns That Are Utterly Puntastic!

Cute Coffee Puns That Are Utterly Puntastic!

Last updated on October 26th, 2023 at 15:30

If you cannot espresso, some cute coffee puns or are struggling to come up with a coffee pun or a coffee joke or two you are in the right place here as I aim to mocha you smile with funny coffee puns, coffee shop pun names, dad jokes about coffee, some coffee captions and coffee puns one-liners.

Let’s get started!

Cute Coffee Puns

These cute coffee puns are un-brewlieveable…

  • 1. To bean or not to bean, that is the question. Shakespeare, if he was a coffee lover!
  • 2. As a British coffee lover I’m always cheering on the red white and brew!
  • 3. I thought my Cambodian girlfriend had the flu, she was coffee-ing and sneezing all night!
  • 4. It’s a tall order to ask me to go a day without coffee.
  • 5. Coffee forms part of my daily grind.
  • 6. If Bryan Adams was a coffee lover he’d say, everything I brew, I brew it for you!
  • 7. A very determined coffee enthusiast will brew everything by any beans necessary!
  • 8. When the baristas at my coffee shop are not kind to customers I consider it as (coffee) grounds for getting fired.
  • 9. Never worry about being late; it’s better latte than never.
  • 10. If my baristas go missing I ask “where have you bean?, what have you bean up to?”
  • 11. I’m never quite about asking for help; cold brew help me are my favorite words!
  • 12. Sip happens, and life goes on!
  • 13. The police raided my coffee shop, it was crazy, they were yelling “hands up! you are under a roast!”
  • 14. I’m usually quiet, but give me coffee and I can espresso myself freely!
  • 15. My favorite actor is Al Cappuccino!
  • 16. Don’t be too cheeky in my coffee shop; you’ll be cruising for brew-sing.
  • 17. My coffee shop is great, it’s a very peaceful place, there is never any trouble brewing…
  • 18. What are you doing on the weekend? brew you have a plan?
Cute Coffee Puns

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Coffee Puns One Liners

Is it your friend’s birthday – then take them out for coffee and wish them a frappé birthday! If it is your girlfriend, tell her that she is brew-tiful!

Let’s get on with some coffee puns one-liners and a little love story!

  • 1. I’m romantic, I confessed to my girlfriend that I love her a latte.
  • 2.…her reply was “thanks a latte”.
  • 3. She followed up with “your brew-tiful”
  • 4.…. But our relationship has run a ground…
  • 5. So I started going wild and livin’ la vida mocha!
  • 6. Then I met a great girl; it was obvious from the start that we were the perfect blend!
  • 7. I wondered where she had been all my life!
  • 8. It didn’t start off too well, our first date, it was raining and pour overing…
  • 9.…but there were plenty off mugs and kisses!
  • 10. As our romance bloomed, we couldn’t wait to tell friends, it was news hot off the French presses!

Coffee Pun Captions

Coffee lovers and coffee addicts all love great coffee instagram captions and coffee puns that are simply puntastic.

Here are some caption ideas:

  • 1. Seriously, coffee first.
  • 2. My star sign is a coffee bean.
  • 3. I have a whole latte love for you!
  • 4. There is nothing more brew-tiful than that first morning coffee!
  • 5. Anytime is a great time for coffee!
  • 6. Electricity powers industry, coffee powers the people that run industry!
  • 7. What do coffee lovers say when they cheer? Sip, sip hooray!
  • 8. Coffee: Your most loyal hot friend!
  • 9. Coffee, the Monday morning survival juice!
  • 10. Iced, Iced coffee baby, Vanilla Iced Latte’s fave song!
  • 11. Cappuccino – more like Cappucci-yes!
  • 12. Behind every single great day is a great cup of coffee!
  • 13. If you are feeling depresso, have a great espresso!
  • 14. I am the King of coffee, my girlfriend is the King of Caffeine!
  • 15. I speak two languages fluently, English and coffee!
  • 16. Coffee is like men, the best are tall, dark and rich!
  • 17. Coffee is like women, the best are hot and wet!
Coffee Puns One Liners
A Brewtiful Coffee!

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 Positive Coffee Puns

We all love positive coffee puns, especially ones that are positively funny!

  • 1. See you later, percolater!
  • 2. Thanks a latte.
  • 3. Thank you for everything your brew.
  • 4. The rebellious coffee lover doesn’t give a frappé.
  • 5. Something’s are truly unfrappin’ believable!
  • 6. I had to make my workers wear a mask during the pandemic – it was a coughy filter!
  • 7. When someone steals your coffee it’s a mugging!
  • 8. It is always good to stop pouring your milk before its too latte!

Dad Jokes About Coffee

Cheesey dad jokes, who doesn’t like these? Even the cringe worthy ones are great!

  • 1. Every father should tell his daughter she is brewtiful every day.
  • 2. Two coffee lovers were fighting, it was a real heated debate!
  • 3. Never tease a barista, they’ll give you a good roasting!
  • 4. If you mess with your dad’s coffee, you’ll end up getting grounded!
  • 5. The cappuccino was feeling tough, it was yelling “hit me with your best shot!
  • 6. At the gym, some people like the free weights, I love the French press.
  • 7. The movie director told everyone at the end of that set “hey, that’s a frappé”.
  • 8. When Mr Coffee went to space he said “bean me up Scotty”
  • 9. Don’t disturb your dad when he’s making coffee; he might lose his tamper!
Dad Jokes About Coffee
Dad Jokes About Coffee

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Coffee Shop Pun Names

Here are some of my favorite coffee shop pun names.

  • Brewed Awakening.
  • Mocha Motion.
  • Java Jive.
  • Perk Up Café.
  • Grind And Go.
  • Perky Beans.
  • The Roast Station.

Frequently Asked Questions About Cute Coffee Puns

Is Coffee Lover A Personality?

A coffee lover is not a type of personality or personality disorder. There are studies that exist that indicate what your choice of drink may reveal about you.

  • Instant Coffee: Laid Back, low maintenance.
  • Black Coffee: Old school and efficient.
  • De Caffeinated Or Alternative Milks: Health focused and detail orientated.
  • Iced Coffee: Spontaneous and bold.
  • Latte Or Cappuccino: Open minded with unlimited boundaries.
  • Co-operative Grown Coffee: Conscious and extroverted.

Why Is Coffee Calming?

The caffeine has a positive effect on the production of dopamine, the feel good brain chemical and this brings with it a sense of calm, well-being and positivity.

Is Coffee A Depressive?

According to NIH and PubMed studies, coffee has the effect of reducing the risk of depression. Other studies indicate a decreased depression and coffee consumption. There is no link between the caffeine content as other caffeinated beverages were studied.

The observational studies indicate that there is something in coffee, not caffeine, that results in a reduction in the risk of depression.

Is Coffee A Mood Enhancer?

Yes, peer reviewed studies indicate that coffee is associated with and improved mood due to the production of dopamine. Increased alertness and improvements in concentration are associated with coffee and the intake of 75 mg of caffeine every 4 hours.

What Is The Fanciest Coffee Name?

Kopi Luwak is the fanciest coffee that you can find. It’s expensive and very exclusive. Kopi Luwak is not a brand or type of coffee but the method of production. You may know as weasel coffee or weasel poop coffee.

If trying Kopi Luwak is not appealing to you, Panamanian Geisha coffee is very, very, very expensive, highly desired and a very fancy coffee.

What Is The Sweetest Coffee Name?

The sweetest coffee is a mocha. It’s sweet due to the chocolate sauce and steamed milk. Often you don’t need to add sugar as it is usually sweet enough.

Does Coffee Make You Talkative?

It has been noted that introverts become more talkative after enjoying a cup of coffee. There is no data or studies that indicate that coffee makes an extrovert or normal person (not an extrovert nor an introvert) more talkative.

If you are introverted, coffee may help you to come out of your shell.

Does Coffee Calm Your Brain?

Yes, coffee has a calming effect on your brain due to the increased production of dopamine. This is of course within limitations as overconsumption can lead to panic attacks and anxiety due to excess caffeine.

Final Thoughts – Cute Coffee Puns

Cute coffee puns are fun, and perhaps you have now thought of your own. We’d love to hear them and add them to this article!

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Derek Marshall, a certified barista by the Specialty Coffee Association possesses over two decades of experience in specialty coffee shops. He holds professional certifications for coffee brewing and barista skills. Derek is also an author with authoritative books covering various coffee topics including specialty coffee, sustainability and coffee, coffee brewing, coffee recipes, coffee cocktails and books focusing on Brazilian coffee, Vietnamese coffee, Indonesian coffee and Malaysian coffee. As a barista for over two decades, Derek Marshall has worked in specialty coffee shops across the United Kingdom, Spain, Thailand, Malaysia, Cambodia, Indonesia, and Vietnam. His expertise extends to the distinct coffee cultures, specialty beverages, and brewing techniques of each nation. Functioning as a coffee consultant, Derek charges US$50 per hour. To learn more about Derek Marshall and Latte Love Brew, visit his About Me Page. For coffee inquiries, contact him at +34-639-410-375 or, mentioning your name and location

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