Coffee Jokes And Puns To Perk Up Your Morning!

Everyone loves great coffee jokes and puns. I read them frequently to raise my mood and spirits.

Most of these coffee jokes and puns are pretty simple and smart word plays.

Coffee Jokes And Puns

Everyone loves coffee, and as a coffee lover I bet that you love some great coffee jokes and puns.

Let’s get started and stir things up a little…

• 1. What do you call it when someone steals your cup of coffee? A mugging!
• 2. Why is a divorce like an espresso? It’s expensive and bitter!
• 3. Drinking coffee at work is part of the daily grind.
• 4. Rise and grind, the mantra of the dedicated barista.
• 5. A troublemaker at a coffee shop is someone that likes to stir up the mud.
• 6. Why did the barista keep checking his watch? He was pressed for time!
• 7. I read about cappuccino, it was really disappointing, all froth and no substance.
• 8. I broke up with my espresso loving girlfriend not so long ago, our relationship simply came to a bitter ending.
• 9. My old university professor used to complain about my late assignment. I told him better latte than never!
• 10. It’s taking me a while to get this article written, I’m procaffinating!

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• 11. I got fired on my first day as a barista for turning up in a Tea shirt!
• 12. I don’t consider myself as a barista, I’m like an IT guy that installs Java, I install it in people not computers!
• 13. Many people go for coffee for their first date. If it works out well they end up as a happy cup-ple.
• 14. My teenage kids are rude and rowdy at times – They are always getting grounded!
• 15. Why did two gossips meet up at the coffee shop? They wanted to spill the beans!
• 16. What did the flirty coffee of coffee say to the other? Hey there hot stuff!
• 17. Where do birds go when they want coffee? To the Nestcafe – where else!
• 18. Why does the slut love “big” handsome men? Because they are like coffee, hot and hurt her throat…in a good way!

Short Coffee Puns

I love a good coffee pun be it short coffee puns, coffee jokes, one-liners, dad jokes or funny coffee puns, I love them all!

Here are some great short coffee puns!

• 1. Words cannot espresso my love for you!
• 2. I’m shy and introverted. It’s difficult for me to espresso my love for you!
• 3. I really I mean it, you bean a lot to me!
• 4. I hope you enjoy the coffee I made for you, I made it espressoly for you!
• 5. Italians are so great at making coffee, they love to espresso themselves.
• 6. Why did the two coffee lovers get married? Because they were frappé -ily in love!
• 7. The egotistical coffee lover was so in love with himself he thought he was just so mug-nificant!
• 8. My co-worker at the coffee shop turned up late saying “sorry I’m latte”. I replied, you mocha me very happy with your puns!
• 9. I got the order wrong for a regular Rastafarian customer at my coffee shop, he told me “don’t worry, be frappé”
• 10. How did the coffee lover sea captain get ship wrecked? He run a ground!
• 11. The French get their news and coffee from the French press.
• 12. When ever there is birthday party in my coffee shop I wish them a frappé birthday!
• 13. I always wish customers at my coffee shop to java nice day!
• 14. Jimi Hendrix visited my coffee shop, he loved his order, the ask me to excuse him while he kissed this chai.

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Coffee Joke Of The Day

Coffee is more than love, it’s life, at least it is for me! Life starts after a hot cup of coffee!

Here are some coffee jokes that you can read, share and enjoy!

• 1. My baristas asked me how I take my coffee – very seriously was my reply!
• 2. What is John Lennon’s favorite song? Latte be.
• 3. A customer was complaining to me about their coffee tasting like dirt, I was surprised, it was ground a few hours ago!
• 4. Moses likes to make his coffee himself, he brews it!
• 5. What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion? I asked for coffee!
• 6. The correct name for coffee at work is break fluid…
• 7. What did the Colombian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee? What’s Sumtra with you?
• 8. What type of sugar does Lady Gaga have in her coffee? Raw Raw Raw Raw Raw
• 9. My local coffee shop awarded me employee of the month….I don’t even work there!
• 10. There are only two types of people in this world: those that drink coffee and liars!
• 11. A guy walked into my coffee shop with a lump of asphalt, he ordered two lattes, to go, one now and one for the road.
• 12. Kids, never touch you dad coffee, you’ll just get grounded!
• 13. Never go to a coffee shop on the wrong side of town. You might get a cheap shot but trouble is always brewing.
• 14. How do vampires enjoy their coffee? Decoffinated!
• 15. Russian coffee shops are called Tsarbucks…
• 16. Why is coffee not good at sports? It’s always getting creamed!

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Coffee Knock Knock Jokes

Coffee knock knock jokes are very, very dad jokes type of jokes. And who doesn’t love a cheesy dad joke!

1. “Knock, Knock”

“Whose there?”

“Dawn”

“Dawn Who”

“Dawn bother me until I’m finished my coffee!”

• 2. What currency do you use to buy coffee in space? Star bucks!
• 3. I’m a coffee lover, It’s no surprise my son is called Joe!
• 4. If you work at a coffee shop, not making your boss coffee is grounds for termination…
• 5. Knock! Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Sweden.
  Sweden… who?
  Sweden my coffee for me before I drink it.
• 6. Knock! Knock!
  Well who’s there?
  It’s Sid.
  Umm…Sid who I’m unsure of which Sid?
  Sid down and have a cup of coffee.
• 7. Knock! Knock!
  Well Who’s there?
  Wool.
  I don’t know any Wool, Wool who?
  Wool you please get me some coffee?

Frequently Asked Questions About Coffee Jokes And Puns

What Is A Coffee Girl Called?

A coffee girl or coffee guy, a person that serves coffee is called a barista. It is the same word for men as it is for women. I’ll call it great baristas as coffee artists.

What Do You Call A Coffee Nerd?

A coffee nerd or a coffee geek is called a coffee connoisseur. A coffee connoisseur knows everything about coffee, from brewing methods and techniques to beans and their origins and roasting techniques to get the best from them.

What Are 3 Facts About Coffee?

Here are three cool coffee facts!

• Coffee beans are actually seeds.
• The most expensive coffee costs US$700 per pound (over US$1550 per kilo).
• Coffee has been around since the year 800 A.D.

What Is White Girl Coffee?

The typical white girl coffee is a pumpkin spice latte. White western girls love it! The drink has a strong connection and association with the coffee giant Starbucks.

What Do You Call A Coffee Bar?

A coffee bar is called a coffee shop or a cafeteria. A cafeteria is usually associated with a smaller coffee shop.

What Is A Person Who Tests Coffee Called?

A person that tests coffee is a coffee sommelier, my dream job! Like a wine sommelier they are experts in their trade and their jobs are very important.

They taste test coffee before it hits the commercial market.

What Does Coffee Dirty Mean?

A dirty latte is a coffee that is made with two thirds cold milk and has an espresso shot poured through the milk and is served in a clear glass. It’s a layered drink.

What Is A Fun Fact About Coffee Drinkers?

Regular coffee drinkers are much less likely to catch deadly diseases. Studies indicate that coffee drinkers have healthy livers and are less likely to suffer from Alzheimer’s disease.

Final Thoughts – Coffee Jokes And Puns

I love coffee jokes and puns, I’m sure you do too. Join our cool coffee community and tell us about your favorite puns, one-liners and coffee humor; and I’ll happily add them to this list. Find us on Facebook/Meta.

Derek Marshall

Derek Marshall, a certified barista by the Specialty Coffee Association possesses over two decades of experience in specialty coffee shops. He holds professional certifications for coffee brewing and barista skills. Derek is also an author with authoritative books covering various coffee topics including specialty coffee, sustainability and coffee, coffee brewing, coffee recipes, coffee cocktails and books focusing on Brazilian coffee, Vietnamese coffee, Indonesian coffee and Malaysian coffee. As a barista for over two decades, Derek Marshall has worked in specialty coffee shops across the United Kingdom, Spain, Thailand, Malaysia, Cambodia, Indonesia, and Vietnam. His expertise extends to the distinct coffee cultures, specialty beverages, and brewing techniques of each nation. Functioning as a coffee consultant, Derek charges US$50 per hour. To learn more about Derek Marshall and Latte Love Brew, visit his About Me Page. For coffee inquiries, contact him at +34-639-410-375 or Derek@LatteLoveBrew.com, mentioning your name and location